I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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