it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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