Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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