i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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