you would pick up someone in the library
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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