have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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