dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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