wrigley field is MILF paradise
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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