I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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