My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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