this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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