I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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