No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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