Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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