I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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