Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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