I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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