You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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