Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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