It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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