We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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