I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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