Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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