But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want to walk on stilts...naked
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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