He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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