And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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