Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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