I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I love you. Go after that dick
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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