two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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