what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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