Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize