i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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