The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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