It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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