Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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