Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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