how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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