I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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