I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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