goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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