What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm at about main and main street
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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