I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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