The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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