Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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