my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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