DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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