Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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