Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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