Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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