I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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